Kitson P. Kelly
A recovering 7 foot tall cactus
salad bar brawl.
I love The Smoking Gun. It always amazes me how us average people can become really weird in an instant, and how famous people have just as many problems as us.
Recently posted was a report of a brawl at a retirement home where one lady's son (age 61) was picking at the salad in the salad at the salad bar when an 78 year-old resident told the guy to stop, which the 61 year-old decided to tell the old man where to get off at. At this point, the older guy called the younger one a child molester.
Now where I come from those is fighting words, even from a 78 year-old. Needless to say, a brawl ensued, which involved biting and other injuries.